An ancient Russian spanking-bench #SatSpanks

In honor of the release of my latest collection of EXPLORATIONS, Books 29-32, I'm going to share a snippet that lets my style really hang out, as it were. I assure you that despite appearances, this excerpt actually does comprise eight sentences. The device under discussion may probably best be imagined as a spanking bench. WARNING: dubious consent.

For this reason, the fundum-prestant is clearly a very different device, though given the way the Russian drama works I cannot but believe it an evolution of that original Roman model. (I am sure I shall have occasion to write of this matter when I come to the time of the unpleasantness with the Ottoman Empire and the fun we had at the Russian Embassy, but I suppose I may anticipate here by saying that any person of a scholarly inclination can see that the Russian drama is derived from the Roman source so tantalizingly but exiguously described in pseudo-Martial, through the Byzantine drama that we should have to construct—were anyone ever to undertake such a thing, which is unlikely in the extreme given that Lady F--- and I seem to have been the only members of our world ever to inquire deeply into these matters, Mrs. Smith’s talents lying in a very different direction—by a comparative study of pseudo-Martial, the fragmentary remains of the five lost Arabian nights, and the living practice of the Russian drama itself, the actual Byzantine sources having been obliterated with that drama’s living tradition beginning in 1453, and thus represents a fascinating alternate evolution of the drama—the Latin to our drama’s Greek, to reverse the analogy deliciously.) In all honesty, however, the possibility cannot be excluded that the fundum-prestant has a completely different origin, in a disciplinary ceremony on country estates that at the start employed no apparatus at all (any knee level support would do, though the girl could obviously simply be made to put her hands on the ground) and evolved from a very primitive device (one imagines a very simple structure, originally designed only to elevate the bottom a foot or so and thus solve the perpetual problem that has dogged this pleasure since the beginning of our race), perhaps with some influence from France, England, or both, into its current form, in which truth to tell it merely resembles the Western European devices. 

One conjectures that such a ceremony might occur weekly on those vast Russian country estates, peopled by countless pretty young serfs who one can be sure were often in need of exemplary discipline. The lazy girl chosen out by the overseer, the master dismounting from his steed; the girl's clothing stripped from her, and the instruction to mount the device that had been brought out from its place of honor in the hay-barn, to bend, and grasp the handles. A laughing command to arch her back and furnish her rump properly. The overseer's strap, applied vigorously to that rump, and now the master, with a smile on his face, telling the overseer to get the oil. The girl's woeful face as her rear dimple is roughly readied, and the master's satisfaction when he takes hold of her peasant hips and teaches her to respect the absolute authority of the Russian landowner.

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Emily's Shameful Ride: In the 29th book of Explorations, Victorian Emily's ultimate defloration occurs atop her husband's bride-saddle, while fantasy-Emily continues her shameful service to her husband's junior colleagues.  

Emily's Return to Smith's: The 30th book of Explorations tells in parallel the stories of the middle of fantasy-Emily's night as a performance reward for three of her husband's junior colleagues and the much sweeter tale of Victorian Emily's return to the establishment of Mrs. Smith, trainer of submissive brides.  

Emily's Victorian Honeymoon: The 31st book of Explorations finishes the stories of fantasy-Emily's multiple-man night, and of Victorian Emily's return to Smith's. Mf, MMMf (no sex among the M's), Ff, Fff, anal, spanking, watersports.  

Emily's Victorian Wedding Trip: The 32nd book of Explorations tells of fantasy-Charles and fantasy-Emily's ageplay preparations to go to Prophettown, by way of France, while Victorian Emily, herself in France, is inducted into the way of the BDSM great drama.  

This collection brings the story of fantasy-Emily and fantasy-Charles nearly to the point of their journey to Prophettown, and the story of Victorian Emily to the midsummer festival. Mf, MMMf (no sex among Ms), Ff, Fff, anal, spanking, diaperplay, watersports. 

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